1. There once was a man Jiao cool.
he died.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool. '
Passersby puzzled. Asked: 'What are cool Ah. '
Family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
2.
A saying, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go for an outing, they brought a brick-and two cans of chicken sea
the end, they went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, finally arrived! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment standard
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: must wait for me back! can not go back on Oh!
turtle mother: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
pie is ready to open out to eat ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch Cong Shuhou stuck his head ... ...
son of a bitch: opener? I waited twenty-five years, I have to wait until the end
to be it! I hate most people lie to me!
3.
small Xin: Dad, why my name inside the three a gold do?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water, it's called Miao, some life in the lack of wood called a forest.
small Xin: Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in the lack of what?
4.
a couple friends sitting on a park bench on love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the men said: I Faculty Valley birds, not like you to listen to.
men readily than hear.
Thus, women in the .
women: do not like like valley birds?
M: fart too loud, not hear!
5.
injured turtle Let snail to buy medicine. over 2 hours . snail has not come back. turtle anxious cursed: *** a do not come back I was dead! when the door came a snail's voice: You say I do not *** a!
6 .
elephant in the bath one day and suddenly there is an ant came to this elephant that you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants . one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see is not what you steal wear
7.
elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants are out in force , have climbed to the elephants. elephant shook himself, the ants were all fell down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants called loudly, .
day on the computer class, there is a row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
10. Xiao Ming: ... No, ah ... ... Courtesy simply said: helpless, said:
I write this letter slow, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next 2 times this week rain, the first four days the second time the next three days under,ray ban wiki!
you Huaguoshan been? I had very bad in heaven, In the absence of gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot all out for it, do not you bitter?
we are good to eat beef noodles here, another day you We went to the West to the restaurant to eat hot pot,classic christian louboutin pumps!
your sister to be born Goddess, because they do not know a boy or a woman, we do not know you When the uncle or aunt to be!
I send you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so the buttons cut down on clothes pocket!
is late to write here, I am free to play here, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here, very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
14.
· a digestion poor patients to the doctor complaining: I recently very normal, what to eat what pull, pull to eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up.
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· someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: the open, he can not help but sigh, straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ants said: boring, cut into small earthworms put their two went to play badminton, earthworms good mother think this method, put his cut into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put his cut into the minced meat . earthworm mother cried and said: Cut so the pieces will die! very slow very slow .. and said to him: you come, you are right .. and then I back it up a snail .. .. .. after a while .. the turtle saw an ant said to him: You Come on .. so ants will come up. Ants up after the snail .. .. see above for his phrase .
One day, a fire, the father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very tense in the house shouted: .. Come out - have a fire, but also stay inside .....Fishing the first half wearing a leaf - the fish did not bite, he changed the pieces of bread - the same long time did not fish on the hook - no way - he had to replace it, like earthworms, or half did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ he angrily pulled out 100rmb fell into the water cursed :Buy their own! ! !
24.
> at the same table cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and have continued to nose forced inhalation nose. Writing on the blackboard the> language teacher suddenly turned a lot of noises: Teacher and> said: U.S.. marry a man like me; language, this tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside to take a bath to wash .....
28.
Xiaoming toilet back to the classroom with the teacher, said: There are a lot of ants, 29.
always put a person at work ring fart, colleagues said he could not resist: , he replied: small fry them bully me today that I bloodthirsty, vampire. .
I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to
32.
son: Mother:
33.
a prisoner and executed, the bullet is Then prisoners crying: call him, you know why? beetles: > 36.
a man always find a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune-telling. telling the master said: You, the first half doomed, no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said : hey, to later life you get used to a person's life
37.
someone to eat beef noodles do not see a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles ? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious,radii 420 top white, do you expect from the wife cake where you get that a wife?
38.
three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink the United States wine mouse, go down three steps on; drink sake of the mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mice, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: 39.
meal in a restaurant, a waited a long time customer call waiter asked, ? have to wait? The following two bugs which only the public, and which is female. donkey brains, or could not answer. cattle curse: the first ass really, Nanzuonvyou Well!
41.
a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: said: pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of mice, rats quickly fat, mouse is moved: know
44.
each mirror, deep down I always encourage yourself to himself: I will be brave to live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45.
to go hiking with friends, to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of one girl shouted: motherland ah! my mother! a crush on her boys quickly followed shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46.
I used to buy the two dogs, called Your a voice: said: ? I and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, and some that you like the gorilla, too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. < br> Panda Birthday to all of us said: I promised two wishes, one can cure my black eye, the other is the hope that a color photo
51.
Kuangzhui butterflies bees, butterflies are married to the snail. bees puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, have their own house, which, as you live in a dormitory
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