1. Brother, you do not in touch! You touch a touch below the top, all the hair you lost touch, so tender skin, are all you touch the water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even if you do not buy it!
2. a row of * women in the street waiting for passengers, Eighty-old woman curious Q: So what? * Female snappily: other lollipop! Woman also joined the teams of sugar oakley sunglasses, was arrested. Police asked the woman: teeth gone are competent? Old woman laughed and said: I can lick.
3. a mosquito into the city, very hungry. See a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the fierce bite, the result is a mouth full silicone, so Yangtianchangtan:
4. farmer into the city to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half a day before the cruise at the pharmacy counter, or can not remember. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, did not sell equipment jj plastic bags?
looked on top of the next Ha ; ; ;
5. a pair of lovers making love, male, likes to say: Female softly:
6. a group of women waiting for B-mode ultrasound, the nurse call: lined up ah, color B station on the left; black and white B station on the right. A woman do not understand, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: Do you see what I considered B? Nurse snappily said: You are cattle B! !
7. blind sex couples agreed signal, the men said: So peeping, to see the original case. One day, while the small young men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, the blind woman said: Ability of small youth large, to the climax, even the blind women boast: acute anger, exclaimed:
8. female leadership of late, suddenly two men rack by car, a man threatened: so nervous, scared to death ray ban, I thought I was detained and interrogated a!
9. not a doctor and president and was transferred to gynecology, secretly pleased. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, even with a touch of view, sustained erection of eight hours. Night sex wrapped around his wife, impotence do not move. Suddenly realized: dry his mother! Has been leading a plot!
10. and mm lazily lying in bed, the voice of Iraq like a baby learning the ad said: , let me quickly insert the tube child!
11. science and a gay sister shared. One night back, sister school feeling very depressed, then that is very considerate to her gay burned noodles to eat. In the end to her that moment, I suddenly felt very warm and sister school, so very grateful to say: said:
12. a 4,5 mm o'clock to go out early in the morning exercise, then at dawn, four still quiet ... ... suddenly, came a strong man from the opposite, see mm on Xiong Baba asked: Stop! Why go? strong men are still Xiong Baba asked. mm fear of being Jiese, said:
13. youngest and the newfound girlfriend open house back for her second child to show off: special education tart came with me to the talented woman than you graduate?
14. twins in the womb chat, the boss said: good dad! Often head out to see us, just do not love and health, spit Koutan left, the second said: Wang Shu, or next door is good, he Tuwan sputum sputum also loaded with bags to go.
15. a barrier to the hospital for migrant workers stool examination, a medical examination to this person opened a prescription, a look at migrant workers to the dispensary is a roll of toilet paper, puzzled, the doctor said: will not use Cement Bag backside of.
16. son and mother to sleep every night, mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mother to sleep it? Child A: ah! Mom: That your wife supposed to? Children said: let her sleep with their father. Excited to hear Dad said: This child grew up sensible!
17. professor asked: rotten radish and what pregnant woman the same point? A wonderful school students: are the fault of insects. Only 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling too late.
18. husband came home to see his wife in bed with the doctor the doctor: Do not misunderstand, I give her body temperature the husband: If you insert the body of the thing my wife does not scale, you're dead. !
19. a couple came to a vow the well, her husband bent down, make a wish also to the well is still a coin would also like to wish his wife, but she accidentally fell into the well when he bends over with her husband scared spent, and then smiled and said to myself really spiritual ah!
20. Father of his little sister that JJ is the key to heaven, help her little sister opened the door to the mystery. little sister is very happy to go back to the old nun said she had got the key to heaven the old nun an JJ Little Sisters of the priest hearing the description, furious said:
21. the night. husband in bed reading. from time to time put his hand into his wife legs. wife will strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? His wife asked: Why your hands? Husband and said solemnly: wet hands. Good open book!
22. eventually becoming a male intercourse wife very hard to accept. day he stripped to his wife before the mirror upside down, his wife was overjoyed to do so, he would wife legs apart, his chin will be put in his wife pussy wife and asked: I stay beard look good?
23. villager report said: shame that! I was raped last night. the police asked him who long sawed? that Anke did not see, but definitely a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, finally I helped him into the.
24. criminals broke into the houses have been rape women fight to the death against her husband come down to earth come back to see his wife being gang hold him down, picked up a shovel angry shot, heard his wife shouted: shovel to shoot into the.
25. There is a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for intrafamilial transmission of Chinese macho, macho rubbing rubbing effect of a sudden, its penis into its shame at the Japanese woman was furious: What's your work ? Adonis said: inside rubbing!
26. night, fool the park see the couple making love, love to read. The next day, see a man doing push-ups, will take a closer look, the man was furious: what you look silly B! fool said: you just that stupid B , Di Xiaren have also gone dry!
27. a flea to partner weeping over his misfortune: I used to live in a man's beard, and later through twists and turns before reaching the pubic hair on a woman, the results the next morning woke up and found that men and back before the beard a!
28. old man train, rest at night stretching across a lady mistakenly feet within the file. A few days later, it feels itchy foot discomfort, the doctor thesis of syphilis, even the old man said rare. Doctors said:
29. man took off his clothes to his girlfriend to see the biceps, said: This is equivalent to fifty kilograms of explosives, and pointed to his pants leg, said: This is equivalent to one hundred kilograms of explosives and then took off his underwear, his girlfriend walked out the door bolted, exclaimed: God! lead such a short!
30. a peasant prostitute, JI said: said:
31. two midgets having sex in their room, where a quick get away, just listen to another room, 1,2,3, 1,2,3 ... ... ... ... Hey, hey, the morning he asked the dwarf:
32. night, his wife sitting bedside, tamper with hands and feet asics onitsuka tiger trainers, grabbed the husband's small jj, while fierce rub, then hard as rods, wife, husband Bianyu off clothes, my wife asked: Why? Fu Q: Why do you? Wife A: The driving test tomorrow, and thought hanging files.
33. Monkey King learn, by ganging up with the bones of the dead into a *, because of the monk did not succeed, so the empty road I took advantage of alms on the occasion, the night came to the bones by Dong Fu, the absence of lighting, two blowing hot and cold at night , after the Monkey King with emotion: The cursed bones of the dead !
34. small ball every new toy to be little new to show off, a small new gas no way, took off his pants, said: This is you never have. The next day, the small balls take off pants, said: my mom, as long as I have this, that thing, how many how many!
35. Liu Bei and shut down three-stranded desert island, a few days later, younger brother Zhang Fei want to cut hunger. Guan Road: SB, rubbed and then cut, meat and more! At this point, see Liu Bei in the SY, Guan Yu asked: big brother, you doing? Liu Bei: the whole point of sauce, dipped to eat!
36. a little girl to the cake shops Mai Zaodian. She said the boss: the boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: male baby or a baby girl you want? Girl: Of course, to male baby myself! Because the place to eat a little more.
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