1 husband heard his wife was having an affair, design retaliation. Night by his wife asleep, concentrate on rubbing the nipple in the rat poison his wife. The next day the night, his wife Chigui, husband asked why, his wife grief stricken and said: , through what channels cast poison even the police had not even checked out, but there are clues, and are investigating Sanlu, San Yuan milk. That day! Assured the world there is milk?
2 .. leadership in family planning at the presentation: Children are flowers of the motherland is the growth of small trees, but you continue to bounce back in the future what will happen? Sets the next person to answer: green motherland
3. Cursed someone in the office: Secretary considered a request! Secretary just come: I considered a request, you count? This reaction smart people: we count seeking hair, closely united around you.
4. restaurant, female: in the end you do intend to marry me? Male silence. Woman: Do not think nobody wants me, I'll be out the fire to find someone in this married! Waiter came: Miss you our restaurant guests are scared away.
5. a hungry wolf feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry put throw you out to feed the wolf! Children crying night, the wolf at the door so journeying to dawn, sighed: liar, a woman is a liar!
6. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is bad, and the first shot did not release, then they put a second shot ... the gun ... then the third prisoner cried: Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
; 7 a black one hundred meters after the game watching the old lady, wiping away tears, said: It's incredible! Several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, did not aim to open the gun, wanderers are running scared that ah, rope stopping wow!
8. WONG love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, to his son named 'army',
one day send his son to school, see 8 bus stop, then rushed his son shouted: Yellow Army Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
9. A bear go to the mountains start, the farmer gave him a sickle, a hammer carpenter gave him Winnie came to the mountains encountered the tiger, scared the sickle, a hammer held in the head, the tiger said: did not see it on you like this bear was a Communist!
10. farmer knows the weight of excrement, foreigners see and asked: Grandpa, how much a pound this sauce?
farmer, without a word, foreigners hand dip the point into his mouth, thinking: you do not tell me how much a pound, I will not tell you when your sauce is smelly
11 must Shoushenruyu! Comedy!
a pair of lovers walking, men want to test whether it can do Shoushenruyu girlfriend!
asked his girlfriend: Continue to ask: Not with it when, even the point of no response, not what the future if the stomach can not blame the teacher! Results of class 13 collapsed the park with a pair of lovers are sweet, spoiled girl buying asics online, said her husband: I toothache ~ ~! So the boy kissed the girl a question: do girls say the pain still painful! For a spoiled girl and said: My husband, my neck pain pink christian louboutin! The boy and kissed the girl's neck, asked the girl this time still painful you very happy to say: do not hurt! Standing next to an old lady, could not read half of the young man came up and asked, said: God you guys, you can cure hemorrhoids without
14. Seven years after graduation, finally pick up a big project, making a thirty meters chimney, two months duration, cost three hundred thousand burberry coats, but to Loaning. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, to be criticized, die, not get paid. Drawings to see the anti-mother, and others to dig a well!
15. doctor asked the patient how the fracture. The patient said, I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me two turtle sticks
16 injured. Let the snail to buy medicine. Over 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: fuck do not come back I was dead when the door came a snail's voice: I do not say you are his mother had
17 a drunken mistake fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a police come: what happened? Drunk: do not know, I also arrived
18. Someone keep a pig, trouble, abandoned, and then return pork to know a few abandoned reactive. Day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call his family, asked:
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